Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[skibob]

1776 . . Delete if not appropriate.

Wait, this is ridiculous. Can't possibly be true.

After all, everybody knows the British occupied Manhattan at the time of this famous painting. Airport security was never going to let him board. "Enjoy your flight General Washington" Can you imagine?

 

[Doug Briggs]

These guys are jokers and punners extraordinaire.

Google Image Search

They are also on FB

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[Ogg]

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I read this and then glanced at my Langes that have been sitting in the corner of my bedroom since April.

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[T-Square]

This bird has more rhythm than some people I know.

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

This bird has more rhythm than some people I know.

Daaaang! That bird is a better dancer than I am!

 

[dbostedo]

These guys are jokers and punners extraordinaire.

Nice links! I prefer ones that are less punny....

 

[John Webb]

 

[John Webb]

GIF posted in response to a gal on day 12 of a no chocolate diet !

https://video.fsac1-2.fna.fbcdn.net...=c34aa9c1057f73a231d67d4f35ca5b4f&oe=5D24E828

 

[KingGrump]

1776 . . Delete if not appropriate.

Wait, this is ridiculous. Can't possibly be true.

After all, everybody knows the British occupied Manhattan at the time of this famous painting. Airport security was never going to let him board. "Enjoy your flight General Washington" Can you imagine?

No worries, mate. He is probably flying out of Newark.

 

[Philpug]

No worries, mate. He is probably flying out of Newark.

I think he flew out of Kennedy

 

[KingGrump]

I think he flew out of Kennedy

Nah, he is crossing the Delaware. Newark is way closer. He is royally screwed if he is heading to JFK.

Will never make it through the tunnels during rush hour. The tolls at the tunnels will kill them. Going cross town in an open dinghy, they will rob you blind at every red light like they do with the pick up trucks. To top it off, de Blasio's congestion pricing toll for midtown Manhattan will leave them naked and penniless by the time they leave Manhattan.

If George and the boys ever make it to JFK, they will wish the Brits were still holding Manhattan.

 

[Philpug]

Will never make it through the tunnels during rush hour. The tolls at the tunnels will kill them.

EZPass.

 

[Philpug]

Obviously he went that way..otherwise there would not be the George Washington Bridge..but boggles my mind why he felt the need to go that far up town. Any good chinese take-out up town?

 

[KingGrump]

Any good chinese take-out up town?

Dude, hate to tell ya, but that stuff is not real Chinese food.

 

[geepers]

 

[geepers]

 

[slowrider]

 

[François Pugh]

No worries, mate. He is probably flying out of Newark.

Newark, you say? His flight will be delayed, if not cancelled.