Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

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  1. skibob

    skibob Making fresh tracks Skier

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    Wait, this is ridiculous. Can't possibly be true.

    After all, everybody knows the British occupied Manhattan at the time of this famous painting. Airport security was never going to let him board. "Enjoy your flight General Washington" Can you imagine?
     
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  3. Bad Bob

    Bad Bob old n' slow Skier

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  4. Ogg

    Ogg Getting off the lift Skier

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    I read this and then glanced at my Langes that have been sitting in the corner of my bedroom since April. :roflmao:
     
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  6. T-Square

    T-Square Terry Moderator Instructor

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    This bird has more rhythm than some people I know.


     
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  7. Pat AKA mustski

    Pat AKA mustski Making fresh tracks Skier

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    Daaaang! That bird is a better dancer than I am!
     
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    dbostedo Asst. Gathermeister-- Jackson Hole 2020 Moderator Team Gathermeister

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    Nice links! I prefer ones that are less punny....

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  9. John Webb

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  11. KingGrump

    KingGrump Most Interesting Man In The World Team Gathermeister

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    No worries, mate. He is probably flying out of Newark.
     
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    Philpug Enjoying being back on two skis. Admin Pugski Ski Tester

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    I think he flew out of Kennedy ;)
     
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    KingGrump Most Interesting Man In The World Team Gathermeister

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    Nah, he is crossing the Delaware. Newark is way closer. He is royally screwed if he is heading to JFK.

    Will never make it through the tunnels during rush hour. The tolls at the tunnels will kill them. Going cross town in an open dinghy, they will rob you blind at every red light like they do with the pick up trucks. To top it off, de Blasio's congestion pricing toll for midtown Manhattan will leave them naked and penniless by the time they leave Manhattan.

    If George and the boys ever make it to JFK, they will wish the Brits were still holding Manhattan.
     
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    EZPass.
     
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    Obviously he went that way..otherwise there would not be the George Washington Bridge..but boggles my mind why he felt the need to go that far up town. Any good chinese take-out up town?
     
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    KingGrump Most Interesting Man In The World Team Gathermeister

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    Dude, hate to tell ya, but that stuff is not real Chinese food. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
     
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    geepers Out on the slopes Skier

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    slowrider Out on the slopes Skier

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  20. François Pugh

    François Pugh Out on the slopes Skier

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    Newark, you say? His flight will be delayed, if not cancelled.
     
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