Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

Andy Mink · Jan 13, 2019

Marvel fans will get it.

Bad Bob · Jan 14, 2019

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a
shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers
off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little
wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it
inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the
cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber
replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else
does.

David Chaus · Jan 14, 2019

This gentleman is traveling in Spain; after viewing a bullfight in a small town he finds a small restaurant and enjoys a fine meal with wine. However he then notices a delicious smell coming the next table, and asks the waiter about it. The waiter smiles and says, “Si Senor, that is a local delicacy, the testicles of the bull that is killed in the bullfight. But you see, there is only one serving available each night. I can reserve it especially for you tomorrow night if you like.” The man agrees enthusiastically, and returns the following evening.

After finishing the meal, he comments to the waiter, “That was delicious, tender, flavorful and mouthwatering. But I seem to recall observing the serving last night was somewhat larger....?”

The waiter replied, “Ah Senor, you see, sometimes the bull wins.”