Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[MarkP]

Just wondering how your binding is gonna get a grip on the heel.

 

[Jilly]

OMG -at a Timmies none the less!! Maybe someone needs to start a webpage like the WalMart shoppers!

 

[François Pugh]

This was posted in creature you would most not want to meet on the trail, I think. However, it's too funny not to be here.

 

[Uncle-A]

Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The druggist. He insulted me this morning on the phone and I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the druggist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist said "Now, just a minute... hear my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late. Without breakfast I hurried out to the car, to realize I'd locked the house with house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.." "Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. About three streets from the store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I started waiting on these people, All the time the damn phone never stopped ringing." "Then I had to break open a roll of quarters against the cash register drawer to give change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with bottles of expensive perfumes on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke." "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me, pal, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.

 

[slowrider]

Warning label. Not for Oral use.

 

[oldschoolskier]

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I sense a trick here. One of those damnedif you like, damned if you don’t.

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[Uncle-A]

You will not get a PZ-3 bit

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[Dwight]

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[slowrider]

 

[graham418]

 

[dbostedo]

^^^
Interesting back to back posts... I have fond memories of playing video games when I was a kid, personally.

 

[KingGrump]

^^^
Interesting back to back posts... I have fond memories of playing video games when I was a kid, personally.

That explains a lot.

 

[slowrider]

^^^
Interesting back to back posts...

I know right. We were lucky to have a B&W tv growing up.

 

[David Chaus]

It was exciting to finally get a Pong console. Ah, those were the days......

I remember saving up quarters and going to the bowling alley to play pinball, because there weren’t arcades yet.

 

[Uncle-A]

I know right. We were lucky to have a B&W tv growing up.

Me too

 

[Uncle-A]

 

[Snowfan]