Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[John Webb]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

That can't be from 2019, look at all those long skinny skis.

The racing skis, the all mountain skis, the front of the mountain skis,the big foot skis,the terrain park skis and the powder skis couldn't fit in the photo

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[Jerez]

Sorry if this is a duplicate.

 

[John Webb]

Larry's Funny Postings
November 18 at 6:57 PM

 

[Doug Briggs]

Don't answer the door bell for this 'solicitor'.

That was fortunately not my porch. I refinished mine this summer.

Moose appear to like pumpkins.

 

[Dave Petersen]

 

[Dave Petersen]

 

[Tricia]

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@DoryBreaux

 

[Varmintmist]

 

[T-Square]

 

[John Webb]

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Be careful with Death Wish coffee. It has 3 or 4 times more caffeine than other coffee.
A caffeine overdose can occur with 2 or more large cups. Some reports of serious cardiac problems ! !

 

[DoryBreaux]

@DoryBreaux

 

[KevinF]

Saw this on FB and I laughed. Maybe you will too.
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving!

It was followed up by this comment.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

Be careful with Death Wish coffee. It has 3 or 4 times more caffeine than other coffee.
A caffeine overdose can occur with 2 or more large cups. Some reports of serious cardiac problems ! !

Good to know. I’ve never had it. I just thought the joke was funny.

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[Varmintmist]

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[oldschoolskier]

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LOL, this just planted a bad idea.

 

[Posaune]

From "Funny Times", I didn't see a copyright indication, but who knows?

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table whom he's been checking out ever since he sat down, but he lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and surprisingly a glass eye comes flying out of her head toward the man, who reflexively reaches out, grabs it, and hands it back to her.

"Oh my! I'm so sorry!", the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." So they enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his; and after paying for everything she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap - and stay for breakfast.

Well, the next morning she cooks him a gourmet meal with all the trimmings and after enjoying a perfect latte he says, "you know, seriously, you are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"Of course not," she replies. "But you just happened to catch my eye."