Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Pat AKA mustski]

Geez... of COURSE that's a scam in winter. You're only supposed to do the strip-dance for those people in the summer. Right?

Obviously!

 

[Monique]

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I'm sure I've seen this before, but I am literally in tears laughing, especially at "engine found after brief search."

 

[Monique]

 

[AlpsSkidad]

 

[Monique]

 

[Monique]

 

[Uncle-A]

How do you make a skier sad?

Show them Spring flowers coming up out of the ground.

 

[graham418]

 

[Seldomski]

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[dbostedo]

Well if you're also a ski instructor, you tell the THAT first.

 

[slowrider]

 

[oldschoolskier]

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With armourment like that you must have a serious weed problem .

 

[slowrider]

Get off my yard

 

[Monique]

s/gym/ski

 

[MarkP]

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Dual use... mow the lawn while patrolling the compound.

 

[T-Square]

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The gophers better take cover.

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[Coach13]

 

[Guy in Shorts]

Female friend on the lift yesterday - Give me an extra minute this run as I go looking for a lady with a cat.

 

[dbostedo]

...go looking for a lady with a cat.

Is that like going to see a guy about a horse?