Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[T-Square]

There is a major difference between in-laws and outlaws.











Outlaws are wanted.

 

[graham418]

 

[slowrider]

 

[RuleMiHa]

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In this day and age, this might be truth in advertising! I remember a quote from a 90's movie about eating the whole pig. I believe it said "from the rooter to the tooter".

 

[graham418]

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[Seldomski]

The oatmeal did a series "What if my dogs were a pair of middle aged men"

Part1
Part2

One sample below:

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[AlpsSkidad]

 

[Varmintmist]

I'm sure I've seen this before, but I am literally in tears laughing, especially at "engine found after brief search."

Thing is they are likely true. I was an electrician for aircraft in the service. I have gotten the "xxx does not work in third position" the third position was O-F-F. "xxx not working" turned xxx on with the switch that said xxx-on-off.

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[Monique]

 

[Bad Bob]

Got about a foot of sun out at my place. Might not make it to work. Everybody stay safe out there.

 

[Coach13]

Got about a foot of sun out at my place. Might not make it to work. Everybody stay safe out there.

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I can tell you, that could catch on in the DC area. I’ve got a lot of folks that work for me and I could see about half of them buying into that and “having” to telework!

 

[Coach13]

 

[Zrxman01]

Why I will not eat the company potlucks!!!

 

[AlpsSkidad]

 

[AlpsSkidad]

 

[Jerez]

Seeing as how I am.one of the near dead, I thought this bit from Powder Mag was pretty funny re Super Evil Ski Corp.

 

[T-Square]