Chuck Norris "Statements of Fact"

[T-Square]

So can anyone with skins and a free heel.

Yes, however, gravity reverses so Chuck can do it.

 

[dbostedo]

So can anyone with skins and a free heel.

That's not "skiing"... that's skinning so that you can ski down. I think you just don't understand Chuck Norris.

 

[graham418]

I googled nun-chucks. I was not disappointed.........

 

[slowrider]

 

[graham418]

 

[crgildart]

^^^^Does that make him NorisVirus?

 

[Tricia]

 

[teejaywhy]

Jesus' license plate says "WWCND"

 

[Philpug]

It is hard to believe Chuch Norris is 80 years old.