Chuck Norris "Statements of Fact"

[T-Square]

I’ve always liked Chuck Norris "Satements of Fact." So, here’s a place for them. I’ll start even though Chuck has dibs. (Will that get me in trouble?)


Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, ... ... ... ... twice.

 

[Seldomski]

 

[DanoT]

I don't know about Chuck Norris "statement of facts", but here is my own statement of fact:

"I am a responsible person". I know this to be true because whenever something goes wrong, people tell me I am responsible.

 

[graham418]

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[graham418]

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[Jim McDonald]

Chuck Norris doesn't "View attachments;" attachments simple reveal themselves to him.

 

[graham418]

 

[crgildart]

Objects in Chuck's rear view mirror are closer to death than they appear..

 

[scott43]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero..

 

[scott43]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer..but nobody has been cured because he's never cried..

 

[graham418]

 

[Don in Morrison]

It's a granny knot.

 

[Snowfan]

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[Bruuuce]

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[T-Square]

Chuck Norris had a role in all the Star Wars Movies.

He was the Force.

 

[rocdoc]

Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[rocdoc]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

 

[dbostedo]

 

[DanoT]

So can anyone with skins and a free heel.