Chuck Norris "Statements of Fact"

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  1. T-Square

    T-Square Terry Moderator Instructor

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    I’ve always liked Chuck Norris "Satements of Fact." So, here’s a place for them. I’ll start even though Chuck has dibs. (Will that get me in trouble?)


    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, ... ... ... ... twice.
     
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  2. Seldomski

    Seldomski Getting off the lift Skier

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  3. DanoT

    DanoT RVer-Skier Skier

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    I don't know about Chuck Norris "statement of facts", but here is my own statement of fact:

    "I am a responsible person". I know this to be true because whenever something goes wrong, people tell me I am responsible.
     
  4. graham418

    graham418 Out on the slopes Skier

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  6. Jim McDonald

    Jim McDonald My Sunset View Skier

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    Chuck Norris doesn't "View attachments;" attachments simple reveal themselves to him.
     
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