Ski related terms taken out of context..

[Dave Petersen]

Summer wax
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You can tell how odd a phrase is by typing it in google and seeing the results.

Long Thong gets some interesting hits...


Whoa, and then there is "rear entry"! Can't post those.

 

[crgildart]

Hot Box

 

[Philpug]

Bushwhacking

 

[bbinder]

Punch in the boot

 

[Dave Petersen]

Pole shaft

Hard pack

Double poling

Glide wax

Grip wax

DEPTH HOAR

Black runs

 

[AmyPJ]

Quoting myself from the slush thread, which made me laugh when @nay replied with

"I'm going to play around with some Dominator Butter as a quick rub on in our next grabby cycle."

 

[crgildart]

Quoting myself from the slush thread, which made me laugh when @nay replied with

"I'm going to play around with some Dominator Butter as a quick rub on in our next grabby cycle."

Been waiting a looong time for this post. You're the one that reminded me that this forum needed this thread.

6 inches... 12 inches... 18 inches...

 

[AmyPJ]

Been waiting a looong time for this post. You're the one that reminded me that this forum needed this thread.

6 inches... 12 inches... 18 inches...

I know, leave it to me. The best part is I didn't even notice the funny of it, and my mind is often in the gutter, or at the very least, can revert to teenager very quickly.

 

[crgildart]

"Bottomless"!

 

[Dave Petersen]

Black runs

...or worse yet, the "green" runs

 

[nay]

Getting in the backseat.

 

[David Chaus]

Getting in the backseat.

To prevent this you need to maintain pressure on the tongue.

 

[Philpug]

To prevent this you need to maintain pressure on the tongue.

Yup, tongue pressure.

 

[cantunamunch]

Oh, please don't start another 'Which way do I run the strap?' thread.

 

[nay]

To prevent this you need to maintain pressure on the tongue.

With a centered stance.

 

[Xela]

Spread Eagle

 

[nay]

Big toe edge.

 

[Philpug]

Screamin' Semen.

 

[slowrider]

Snow. You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

 

[neonorchid]

Hotdogger - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+dogger