LOL, that's me. The only dancing I do is in the mosh pit. That dance I know.
More like.... LUMBERSEXUALS GONE WILD
The only problem with that GPS is it doesn't give you a date and time.
They also might think you ride a bike and you don't want your pants to get caught in the chain.
This works especially well if you're wearing shorts.
$89.95?! That's a s***load of toilet paper.