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How long does a goggle tan last???

WildSkier21

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Hello,
I just got back from an epic ski trip from Jackson Hole and I realize I have this major obvious goggle tan. I have no idea how I got it but I need to get rid of this ASAP. Reason is I have prom (Im in HS) in 3 months and I can't have half my face dark and the other half light. How long should this tan last? Please help!
 

Jacob

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Reverse the goggle tan by putting sunblock on the tanned part of your face and spending some time outside.

The same trick works for reversing a farmer's tan, not that a guy from Oklahoma would know anything about reversing a farmer's tan. :ogcool:
 

graham418

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The duration and conspicuousness of the goggle tan is proportional to the importance of the following event., ie: wedding photos, returning to work after being "off sick" for a week
 

David

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If you have to go to a tanning boot with your goggles on to make it as dark as you can. There's nothing hotter than a girl with a goggle tan in the winter!
 

crgildart

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It could be worse,... Showing up at work with a goggle tan after calling in sick???
 

Ken_R

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Hello,
I just got back from an epic ski trip from Jackson Hole and I realize I have this major obvious goggle tan. I have no idea how I got it but I need to get rid of this ASAP. Reason is I have prom (Im in HS) in 3 months and I can't have half my face dark and the other half light. How long should this tan last? Please help!

Forever :eek::huh::roflmao:
 

Don in Morrison

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I remember my high school days when guys would try to disguise a goggle tan out of fear the coach would chew them out, or worse, kick them off the basketball or wrestling team, for participating in forbidden activities during those seasons.
 

Goose

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Like Ken said....its forever. never goes away and in fact it becomes more dominant over time. In a couple weeks your going to look like a racoon and people will spot it even in the darkness of a movie theater.

No but really.....3 months away? you really got nothing at all to concern about.
 

Wilhelmson

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Wish I had a goggle tan, maybe I'll wear sunglasses tomorrow in case the sun comes out. Still cold around here.

One of the worst sunburns I've ever had was after I cut my hair before memorial day weekend. We were painting white condos for 10 hours a day all weekend in a heat wave and the top of my ears were pealing off. Strange thing is it didn't hurt.
 

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