You know you are old when..this all makes sense.

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  1. Philpug

    Philpug Enjoying being back on two skis. Admin Pugski Ski Tester

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    Lost Words from our childhood:

    Mergatroyd!...

    Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd!

    The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy; and he looked at her quizzically and said "What the heck is a Jalopy?" He never heard of the word jalopy!! She knew she was old.... But not that old.

    Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this and chuckle.

    About a month ago, I illuminated some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology.
    These phrases included: Don't touch that dial, Carbon copy, You sound like a broken record, and Hung out to dry.

    Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We'd put on our best bib and tucker, to straighten up and fly right.

    Heavens to Betsy! Gee whillikers! Jumping Jehoshaphat! Holy moley!

    We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley; and even a regular guy couldn't accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!

    Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.

    Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore.

    We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say, “Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!” Or, “This is a fine kettle of fish!” We discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent, as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

    Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we've left behind. We blink, and they're gone. Where have all those great phrases gone?

    Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It's your nickel. Don't forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers. Don't take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses.

    It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills. This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter's Little Liver Pills are gone too!)

    We of a certain age have been blessed to live in changeable times. For a child each new word is like a shiny toy, a toy that has no age. We at the other end of the chronological arc have the advantage of remembering there are words that once did not exist and there were words that once strutted their hour upon the earthly stage and now are heard no more, except in our collective memory. It's one of the greatest advantages of aging.

    Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth...

    See ya later, alligator! Oki-doki
     
  2. Marty McSly

    Marty McSly Getting on the lift Skier

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    My word!
     
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  3. Tom K.

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    You're starting to sound like a broken record!
     
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    Philpug Enjoying being back on two skis. Admin Pugski Ski Tester

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    I did think it was the cat's meow.
     
  5. Andy Mink

    Andy Mink I am a half fast skier. Moderator Pugski Ski Tester

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    I could read these until the cows come home.
     
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    KingGrump Most Interesting Man In The World Team Gathermeister

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    Cool is still cool.
     
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    scott43 Making fresh tracks Skier

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    I'd read all this but I'm tired . Burning the candle at both ends..
     
  8. Jwrags

    Jwrags Aka pwdrhnd Skier

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    Holy cow that was some interesting reading.
     
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    VickiK Getting off the lift Skier

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    Some of these might still be in use in some banana republic, and I don't mean the chain store.
     
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    Scruffy Out on the slopes Skier

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    ring-me-up when you get that whatgamacallit to fit into the dewhicky and we'll get the whole nine-yards into that paper shredder. Meanwhile, I'll dump this data onto the floppy and save the foils from yesterdays presentation onto the microfiche.
     
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    VickiK Getting off the lift Skier

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    Don't you have the negatives? Or maybe the slides?
     
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    pchewn Out on the slopes Skier

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    This thread is all discombopulated....
     
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    To keep this ski related, I'm looking forward to Salomon's new Turbo Encabulator ski model made from prefabulated amulite.

     
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    scott43 Making fresh tracks Skier

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    No but I have the overheads... (reflects on first year engineering physics at 2:30pm in the afternoon sun with my English as third language prof..zzzzz....)
     
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    Jwrags Aka pwdrhnd Skier

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    Let me know if you want a carbon copy of all these great sayings before I type them up on my Royal typewriter. I can also provide a mimeograph of them if you want.
     
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    Pat AKA mustski Making fresh tracks Skier

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    In a while, crocodile!
     
  18. Bad Bob

    Bad Bob old n' slow Skier

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    This thread is just duckie.
     
  19. Marty McSly

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    Or if people prefer, I could Gestetner a few off.
     
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