I'm sooo excited because I heard this is a gr8 forum to meet women...
Aren't the wrong ones more fun?
FIFY.I'm sooo excited because I heard this is a gr8 forum to be extra nice to and appropriately respectful to women...
What's a Golf club? Can you ski with it? Is it like a trekking pole? Hands crampons?Sadly my skis have been waxed for the summer and the golf clubs are out.
What's a Golf club? Can you ski with it? Is it like a trekking pole? Hands crampons?
They're expensive like skis. Everyone is always wondering if they're using the right one like skis. There's 14 in a quiver. If you don't turn them right you look like an ass just like on skis. Your form in golf is subject to obsessive over analysis (analysis paralysis) just like skiing. Everyone thinks their form of instruction is better than the other guys, just like skiing. There is plenty of après golf to be had. In fact it is much easier to drink while golfing than it is while skiing with far less chance of serious injury. Your chairlift in golf is self propelled with you at the controls and it goes wherever you point it. Like skiing one really good shot can make the whole day worthwhile. Am I forgetting anything???
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Welcome!!
And maybe I should help you with that....
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what are double diamonds...
They're expensive like skis. Everyone is always wondering if they're using the right one like skis. There's 14 in a quiver. If you don't turn them right you look like an ass just like on skis. Your form in golf is subject to obsessive over analysis (analysis paralysis) just like skiing. Everyone thinks their form of instruction is better than the other guys, just like skiing. There is plenty of après golf to be had. In fact it is much easier to drink while golfing than it is while skiing with far less chance of serious injury. Your chairlift in golf is self propelled with you at the controls and it goes wherever you point it. Like skiing one really good shot can make the whole day worthwhile. Am I forgetting anything???
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Coming from the Lead Cougar, I will believe you.Check the heading under my avatar!!
But double black diamonds are a girl's best friend.