Liquidfeet, while we wait for his feedback, I have some questions for you.
Do you drip your feet into your boots in the morning or do you just poor? Have you ever thought of using a strainer for the motor patterns you do not want? Do you ever get new motor patterns hook, line and sinker? Have you ever accidentally poured your feet into two left boots? When your feet are freezing, do your boots get tighter? While most of us worry about water leaking into our shell, do yours ever leak out from underneath your CoM? Have you ever thought about stealing some holy water from a church, maybe the Vatican? I suppose you could more easily just boil the Hell out of it. When you are putting your best foot forward, is it distilled? Have you ever used toilet water and not tell anybody? Perhaps coffee would be a more energetic option? But definitely stay away from the toilet water after that. What happens when your feet get lukewarm? And, who’s Luke? You do realize that if you get lost in the desert, eventually, you are going to have nothing to walk on? What do you use for feet when you go water skiing? I would imagine that separation would be difficult. What to you tell your boot fitter? “ ‘Water’ you going to do? Any boots fit perfectly every time. Besides, I’ve got a pool guy to keep an eye on things”. Everybody must of thought that horses were lead to your feet because of the smell. If H2O is water than what is H2O4? Answer: Skiing. Have you ever “waved” your feet goodbye? Ever wonder why your feet aren’t buoyant in powder? I always wondered why shallow people can’t flex their upper cuff. Maybe they are just dehydrated. Do you get mosquitoes in the summer if your feet are left still? Regardless, when your feet are still, how could they possibly run deep? When you are boiling mad, do your feet get mist off? Do you feel damned when you can’t ski? If your house catches fire, are you going to run your feet to save yourself? Do I understand correctly that it was a bartender that taught you to tip your boots? Do you do 12 oz. curls as a ski workout? Do you hold grudges just to keep your feet from going under the bridge? If you find your feet on a map, are they flat and dry? Is it tiring to have feet that run but never walk? Do you splash when you crash and then feel drained afterwards? Is Aquaman all foot and no action? Streaming feet must be difficult if your connection is too slow. Do you find dry humor a difficult feat? When the terrain gets too hot to handle, do you ever run out of steam? When you get wet behind the ear, do you pull a muscle? How about when your head is swimming? “Slippery when wet” must refer to you wherever you go. When you pour it on thick, do you wear fatties? Do your feet become misead when the water gets muddy? Do you turn the tide at a favorite radius? Is your liquid made up of blood, sweat and tears? I know how you feel. The next time it is raining cats and dogs, maybe you can get some doberman in there.