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Turkey with allllll the trimmings.

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Well this year you can get high while eating your turkey.

https://kivaconfections.com/news/turkey-gravy

From the Kiva website:
"Just in time to take your Thanksgiving dinner to a higher level, Kiva would like to introduce you to our new limited-edition, cannabis-infused Turkey Gravy. This cheeky take on a normally mundane holiday staple features a groundbreaking, fast-acting technology that allows for faster THC absorption. Awkward family dinner conversation? In just under 15 minutes you’ll start feeling the effects, so you can sit back, relax, and let the holiday cheer wash over you.

Gravy is made with cutting-edge technology that bypasses edibles’ normally lengthy trip through the liver, instead absorbing into the soft tissue and stomach. This allows the cannabinoids to take effect in a groundbreaking 2 to 15 minutes. Most other companies who have explored fast-acting technology have employed nanotechnology particles to speed up the process. While the nano molecules used in these edibles are small, they are massive compared to the individually-encapsulated molecules used in this approach. Not only are they isolated from other molecules they might interact with, they are small enough to be absorbed directly into the body’s endocannabinoid receptors- one molecule at a time. As a result, Kiva’s gravy offers one of the fastest-acting and most bioavailable cannabinoids available in edibles today. ..."
Now besides getting tired from eating turkey you will also get the munchies. Hmmm, hey, Grandma, how about another slice of mince pie. Oh yeh, throw a scoop of vanilla on it. Nah, make that two scoops.

I think I’ll pass on their take on "gravy."

 

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This stuff was designed for large family gatherings.

They need a vegan option. A keto option. A GF option. A non-dairy option. Relief like this should not be limited to omnivores.

I'm envisioning gravy trucks driving around like ice cream trucks in the summer, selling gallon bags of gravy. By mid-afternoon, the lines wrapping around the block as the cooks see the relatives who decided to grace them with their presence.
 

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This stuff was designed for large family gatherings.

They need a vegan option. A keto option. A GF option. A non-dairy option. Relief like this should not be limited to omnivores..

 
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This stuff was designed for large family gatherings.

They need a vegan option. A keto option. A GF option. A non-dairy option. Relief like this should not be limited to omnivores.

I'm envisioning gravy trucks driving around like ice cream trucks in the summer, selling gallon bags of gravy. By mid-afternoon, the lines wrapping around the block as the cooks see the relatives who decided to grace them with their presence.

Hell, start out everyone with "just a taste o gravy" as they arrive. Nobody will care what gets served after that.
 

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Hell, start out everyone with "just a taste o gravy" as they arrive. Nobody will care what gets served after that.
Yep. Buy the low-sodium version and ask each person to taste it "to see if there's enough salt". Add a touch of salt. Repeat.

Best holiday dinner ever.
 
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Yep. Buy the low-sodium version and ask each person to taste it "to see if there's enough salt". Add a touch of salt. Repeat.

Best holiday dinner ever.

If they remember it. :rolleyes:
 

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