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[MarkP]

rim shot for for all the above

 

[crgildart]

Tips for Dense Snow

15% unless you are a party of 6 more more, then 18-20%

Tips for dense snow

Find a tutor.. Study harder..

 

[crgildart]

 

[Jenny]

Extremely Canadian advice

Be nice and make sure to apologize.

 

[crgildart]

Extremely Canadian advice

Be nice and make sure to apologize eaahay??.

Fixed

 

[Jilly]

It's "eh"!!

 

[crgildart]

It's "eh"!!

 

[PisteOff]

This looks like a fine place to leave this....

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[Varmintmist]

Acute Mountain Sickness

You paid how much for a lift ticket???

 

[crgildart]

Wong Bangers and daffy stands: what happened to ballet?

They ran out of 60 inch long ski poles?

 

[Varmintmist]

Skier Code question

1,2,3,4.. Hey thats the same as my luggage

 

[crgildart]

I bought LEKI poles. Now what??

Why pay $$$ for expensive poles when they are free to be borrowed all over the place at the base lodge? Some of them might have a little cable wrapped around them to untangle but other than that why waste money on ski poles when they are free?

 

[crgildart]

I bought LEKI poles. Now what??

Take them back to the store and exchange them for poles that don't leak..

 

[cantunamunch]

Degradation of skins over time

"Oh? TODAY you want to grip, do you?

You foul sticky clumpy hairy mess, you're not worth looking at!

BBRs are too good for you! BBRs with 3 pin bindings are too good for you!

Oh, please, you side-squirty gluey abominations, I don't want to hear it.

I should send you to the Trojan factory for recycling at least then you'd be effing useful."

 

[cantunamunch]

MA and what to focus on next.

Getting to VERMONT! Fast. Life and vehicle are at risk every moment here.

 

[crgildart]

Does the insulation in ski gloves wear out?

Can we get this discussion moved to the Glove Fitter's Forum?

 

[crgildart]

Thoughts on (cheater) SL skis

How short and shaped would SL skis need to be to be "cheaters"?

 

[Varmintmist]

This forum needs a cheese thread

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[dbostedo]

"Wide Womens All Mountain Skis"

They're making skis specifically for wide women now?

 

[Uncle-A]

"Wide Womens All Mountain Skis"

They're making skis specifically for wide women now?

I would not go there man