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Discussion in 'Chez Ziggy' started by crgildart, Jan 2, 2018.

  1. crgildart

    crgildart Gravity Slave Skier

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    We need a place to drop jokes that might be too likely to derail an actual thread or accidentally offend the OP asking for serious advice.. No harm or insults are intended with anything posted here.. unless I'm really asking for it..

    Here goes the first witty reply...


    Where Does/Should Separation Happen?

    When spouse doesn't ski and there are more skis in the living room than there are family photos..
     
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  2. François Pugh

    François Pugh Out on the slopes Skier

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    When does/should shoulder separation occur?
    It occurs just above the clavicle (collar bone) when the three ligaments holding it up get torn.
    It shouldn't occur, but some folk who should know better insist on falling on their shoulder:nono:.
     
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  3. Magi

    Magi Instructor Instructor

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    When your friend/spouse/partner takes you to the top of the bump run on your first day of learning.
     
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  4. David Chaus

    David Chaus Eschewing obfuscation Skier

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    Should I Buy a Pair Of Backup Boots?

    Only if you are having trouble backing up. You could also install a beeping system.
     
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  5. Pat AKA mustski

    Pat AKA mustski Out on the slopes Skier

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    Why Wear a Helmut Skiing?

    Because it looks stupid on the dance floor!
     
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  6. crgildart

    crgildart Gravity Slave Skier

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    I know there are symmetrical twin tip skis for skiing switch but had no idea there were dedicated switch skiing boots..
     
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  7. Philpug

    Philpug Enjoying being back on two wheels. Admin Pugski Ski Tester

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  8. Pat AKA mustski

    Pat AKA mustski Out on the slopes Skier

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    Why does my nylon brush not seem to do much?

    It’s just too lazy and you let it live in the basement for free!
     
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  9. Varmintmist

    Varmintmist Bear, with furnture. Skier

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    PSA: That thing that covers your head and neck...

    Its called a Mullet.
    balaclava.jpg
     
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    crgildart Gravity Slave Skier

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    crgildart Gravity Slave Skier

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  12. crgildart

    crgildart Gravity Slave Skier

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    chatter in the turns

    Lose some weight or gain some ski...

    I fall in to the former problem there..
     
  13. Uncle-A

    Uncle-A In the words of Paul Simon "You can call me Al" Skier

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    Don't we all?
     
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  14. David Chaus

    David Chaus Eschewing obfuscation Skier

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    Chatter in the turns

    Just stop talking already.
     
  15. crgildart

    crgildart Gravity Slave Skier

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    LOL just came here to post the same.. more like "Shut the hell up and ski!"
     
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  16. David Chaus

    David Chaus Eschewing obfuscation Skier

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    My first instinct was “Just STFU.”

    I thought better of it.

    Wait. Oops.
     
  17. Carolinacub

    Carolinacub Yes thats a Cubs hat I'm wearing Skier

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    How do you get accustomed to SPEED

    stand in front of a fan


    my answer for the rated G crowd

     
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  18. dbostedo

    dbostedo Asst. Gathermeister--Big Sky Team Gathermeister

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    How do you get accustomed to SPEED

    Start with milder stimulants like caffeine and work your way up.
     
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  19. Varmintmist

    Varmintmist Bear, with furnture. Skier

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    Steeps or blues: Which is a higher risk for injury?

    The one you crash on.
     
  20. Philpug

    Philpug Enjoying being back on two wheels. Admin Pugski Ski Tester

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