I want a prehistoric-themed (dinosaurs and volcanoes!) hot spa with a 15m radius gyrator in the main swimming pool for the once-an-hour bathing suit conga line, a water slide into an indoor/outdoor pool, heated brick radiant warming/drying niches.
Basically, transplant the Römerbad from Bad Kleinkirchheim, put in dinosaurs.
Basically, transplant the Römerbad from Bad Kleinkirchheim, put in dinosaurs.