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Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!
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I'm stealing that one!
I thought about.... but decided I'm not a evil moderator.
I thought about.... but decided I'm not a evil moderator.
So did I, and I am the Evil Moderator!
Well, I didn't want to say anything.... but yeah
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Guy goes into a store and finds a suit he really loves. It's $500. He tells the shopkeeper that the store down the street has the same suit for $350.
The shopkeeper says, "then why don't you buy it there?"
Guy says, "because they don't have my size."
Shopkeeper says "If I didn't have your size it would be $350 here too."
The shopkeeper says, "then why don't you buy it there?"
Guy says, "because they don't have my size."
Shopkeeper says "If I didn't have your size it would be $350 here too."
Andy Mink
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Did you hear about the Montana teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked her for help and she could see why... .
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet. " She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off then it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "these aren't my boots. "
She bit her tongue rather than get in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brothers boots. My mom made me wear "em. "
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots. "
She will be eligible for parole in three years!
He asked her for help and she could see why... .
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet. " She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off then it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "these aren't my boots. "
She bit her tongue rather than get in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brothers boots. My mom made me wear "em. "
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots. "
She will be eligible for parole in three years!
So what are you to do with the 2 P’s if you’re not allowed to flush them.....
Discuss.
