Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Ogg]

Maybe someone will make a Meme of it.

I've had to resist telling a couple of people that their political views were "meme-tastic".

 

[T-Square]

 

[John Webb]

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I wonder if anyone believes this.

Present it as a conspiracy theory and they'll grab on, hook, line, and sinker

 

[oldschoolskier]

Present it as a conspiracy theory and they'll grab on, hook, line, and sinker

Unfortunately very true and that makes it not funny, but I still have to laugh.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

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I wonder if anyone believes this.

 

[T-Square]

Ok everybody, finger count.

 

[John Webb]

 

[John Webb]

The trick to opening bags is to lick your fingers. Not Now !

 

[oldschoolskier]

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CRUSHED!

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[slowrider]

 

[Monique]

 

[Bad Bob]

In a Galaxy Far Far Away...

 

[Monique]

I may have done this before. On PugSki even.

 

[Jerez]

The trick to opening bags is to lick your fingers. Not Now !
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They removed all the plastic produce bags from our local Whole Foods. Now I understand why!

 

[dbostedo]

They removed all the plastic produce bags from our local Whole Foods. Now I understand why!

I find rubbing them between my fingers quickly works... or a couple of times I've had a wipe or hand sanitizer handy to wet my fingers a bit.

How do you buy certain produce if they don't have bags? Like, how would I buy several plums? Just pile them loose in my cart?

 

[VickieH]

How do you buy certain produce if they don't have bags?

Whole Foods has paper bags also.

 

[Phelmut]

I find rubbing them between my fingers quickly works... or a couple of times I've had a wipe or hand sanitizer handy to wet my fingers a bit.

How do you buy certain produce if they don't have bags? Like, how would I buy several plums? Just pile them loose in my cart?

Yes, and remember to start your shopping in the produce aisle.

 

[Jerez]

Yep. Paper bags (which weigh more) and those pressed paper pint baskets. I used try not to buy plastic bags and reused the produce ones instead. Guess that's over.

 

[Monique]

I find rubbing them between my fingers quickly works... or a couple of times I've had a wipe or hand sanitizer handy to wet my fingers a bit.

It really depends. The worst is dog poop bags ... especially on the second bag, when it the static just won't seem to let go. Decisions, decisions.