Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[scott43]

That is sacrilege.

BTW, how do you keep someone from stealing your bagels?

Put lox on them.

He who would pun would pick a pocket...

 

[John Webb]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

^^^
Surely that’s where “Think outside the box”
comes from ?

 

[oldschoolskier]

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Social distancing enforcement, just ensure “kazoo” removal is covered in your insurance.

 

[T-Square]

 

[oldschoolskier]

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Is there something that you are hinting at?

 

[Zrxman01]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Doug Briggs]

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That reminds me of a song lyric:

If I'd killed her when I met her I'd be out of jail by now

 

[John Webb]

Somewhere in West Colorado (on I-70) we have almost nothing! At least there is a proper restroom
. .
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/No_Name,_Colorado.jpg/800px-No_Name,_Colorado.jpg

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

 

[dbostedo]

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That sounds like it could also be sitting in a hottub!

 

[Doug Briggs]

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"

The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"

 

[oldschoolskier]

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"

The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"

Its going to be a long summer before skiing starts.

 

[David Chaus]

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You know, we haven't had zombies yet. So there's that.

 

[Doug Briggs]

Its going to be a long summer before skiing starts.

Should I be using spoiler alerts so as not to elongate the time before you ski again?

 

[Bad Bob]

It must go here.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

It must go here.

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Ahh. She is obviously using the " New Formula "