Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Dave Petersen]

 

[dbostedo]

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[KingGrump]

 

[Scruffy]

A proctologist gets sick of his medical career and decides it's time for a change. He does a bit of research and settles on trying his hand at being a mechanic. He attends mechanic school diligently and pays attention in the hopes of being the best mechanic in town.
After taking his final exam, he notices a mistake with the grade on the test and asks the teacher.

"Sir, you have me 150% out of a possible 100% on the practical exam. This must be a mistake!"

The teacher replies, "It's no mistake. 50% of the grade is for perfect disassembly of the engine. 50% is for perfect reassembly of the engine. I gave you another 50% on top because you did it all through the exhaust pipe!"

 

[T-Square]

 

[John Webb]

 

[dbostedo]

 

[T-Square]

In this time of social distancing I wonder how a Mosh Pit would function.

 

[mdf]

In this time of social distancing I wonder how a Mosh Pit would function.

 

[T-Square]

 

[Uncle-A]

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All of them

 

[dbostedo]

All of them

Boooooo The NFL is great. Although they could probably ditch every team but the Steelers I guess.

 

[Uncle-A]

Boooooo The NFL is great. Although they could probably ditch every team but the Steelers I guess.

I was a fan since the 1958 Giants vs Colts championship game. The Giants were my favorite, I have been even lucky enough to have met a few of them several years ago. When this national anthem thing started it just made me sick. I will just leave it at that no more political stuff.

 

[Bad Bob]

Oh great! Now Godzilla?

 

[T-Square]

 

[Andy Mink]

Although they could probably ditch every team but the Steelers I guess.

Probably the only way they make the playoffs. Super Bowl is still a question though.

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[skibob]

Rube Goldberg!

 

[Andy Mink]

Who has that many butcher block tables?