Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Monique]

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I think of that ad EVERY TIME we make bacon. I also call sausages "snausages" for similar reasons. I can't help myself.

 

[dbostedo]

...taking the piss out of you...

Eww... why would they do that? HOW would they do that?

 

[skibob]

Eww... why would they do that? HOW would they do that?

Yeah right? First time I was told that in Australia I looked around for a catheter. When I didn't see one, that's when I REALLY got worried.

 

[Scruffy]

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Aww...look...they both have their father's tip. They get that from the Philip's side of the family.

 

[Don in Morrison]

One of my daughters was visiting her sister last week. She was visiting with her sister's five-year-old, when they observed some ants on the dining room floor.
"Those are scouts." She said, "they are looking for food and when they find some, they will go back and tell the rest of the ants where it is".
A short while later, his mom came in the kitchen and saw him sprinkling bits of food on the floor.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"It's for the ants", he said.

 

[Ogg]

Aww...look...they both have their father's tip. They get that from the Philip's side of the family.

I strongly disagree. They look nothing like the phillips side of the family.

 

[surfsnowgirl]

Saw this on Facebook today and it made me giggle.

 

[oldschoolskier]

Reminds me of the Geico commercial and the hidden danger all me face .

 

[T-Square]

Reminds me of the Geico commercial and the hidden danger all me face .

The most dangerous question my Mom ever asked. “Honey, how do I look in this?" My Dad had the correct answer. "Ravishing." I never heard him answer any other way.

 

[Uncle-A]

I strongly disagree. They look nothing like the phillips side of the family.

Maybe they look like the PZ3 side of the family, because they are BINDING together.

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[oldschoolskier]

When asked about how the food tasted......

Interesting never had anything like this before...…..leaves a lot of room for the actual meaning without giving away the actual pointed response.

Secret is learning how to choke it down without making it look like you are choking it down.... and not taking offered seconds.

 

[Uncle-A]

When asked about how the food tasted......

Interesting never had anything like this before...…..leaves a lot of room for the actual meaning without giving away the actual pointed response.

Secret is learning how to choke it down without making it look like you are choking it down.... and not taking offered seconds.

You could always say it tastes like chicken.

 

[oldschoolskier]

You could always say it tastes like chicken.

Do you still have to choke it down?

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[oldschoolskier]

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My mind is in the gutter at 5am, this could have a really bad meaning .

 

[skibob]

My mind is in the gutter at 5am, this could have a really bad meaning .

Wow. I thought I have a dirty mind. But it never went there . . . until now.

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[geepers]

The most dangerous question my Mom ever asked. “Honey, how do I look in this?" My Dad had the correct answer. "Ravishing." I never heard him answer any other way.

I always thought the best response to Abe's question was "Yes, but I don't think it's the fault of the dress."

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

This guy deserves the Darwin Award for sure!