Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[John Webb]

 

[slowrider]

 

[skibob]

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Reminds me of the smokehouse around the corner from my house year's ago. For decades, the windows were painted with the proud proclamation:

WE SMOKE OUR OWN MEAT!

I talked to the owner about it once. It was not meant to be ironic. I politely brought the topic up with the owner once. As soon as I got close to the topic, he started shaking his head. He knew where I was going. He told me that when his parents ran the business, his mother had painted that on the window when his dad wasn't around. Nobody, including his father, had the courage to explain the double entendre to his mother. So there it sat. For decades. And there it would remain, he said, for so long as his mother was alive.

But it was true. You could stop by any day of the week and watch them do it . . .

 

[MarkP]

I'll never make it to the pro level, but I have been un-working on my handicap.

 

[Zrxman01]

 

[Uncle-A]

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I just saw a warning about that app, when you agree to their terms and conditions you are giving them access to all your pictures on your device. That could be dangerous to some, look what happened to the celebrities that got hacked.

 

[Doug Briggs]

I just saw a warning about that app, when you agree to their terms and conditions you are giving them access to all your pictures on your device. That could be dangerous to some, look what happened to the celebrities that got hacked.

When they ask for access to all your pictures it is so they can present all your pictures to you for use, not so they can download them all. As with all things Internet, you have to trust those you give access to or don't give access.


The one on the right was a double old.

 

[Uncle-A]

When they ask for access to all your pictures it is so they can present all your pictures to you for use, not so they can download them all. As with all things Internet, you have to trust those you give access to or don't give access.

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The one on the right was a double old.

I guess I am not that big on trust when it comes to the internet.

 

[François Pugh]

Meh, I just assume that anything I post or view on the internet is hackable and accessible by anyone.

 

[graham418]

I have no idea what this says. But I bet its funny.

 

[dbostedo]

^^^
Per Google translate, it says "How can a woman make 12 men happy at the same time?"

 

[mdf]

^^^
Per Google translate, it says "How can a woman make 12 men happy at the same time?"

Did you really need google to figure that out?

 

[dbostedo]

Did you really need google to figure that out?

Yes... what makes you think I know German?

 

[slowrider]

 

[François Pugh]

Maybe better translation: "How can a woman satisfy 12 men at the same time."

 

[Bad Bob]

Seems about right.

 

[Uncle-A]

I am so old that I remember when we were told that paper bags were destroying our forests and plastic bags were the solution.

 

[KingGrump]

Did you really need google to figure that out?

Was there some sort of writing there? Never got pass the top photo.
Focus, people, focus.

 

[CalG]

I just saw a warning about that app, when you agree to their terms and conditions you are giving them access to all your pictures on your device. That could be dangerous to some, look what happened to the celebrities that got hacked.

This , also from the internet....

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The problem is that the app developed by a team based in Russia comes with terms and conditions that grant the company "a perpetual, irrevocable, nonexclusive, royalty-free, worldwide, fully-paid, transferable … license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish … and display" your image.

But in 2020, when I see my face and username on Twitter as a bot perpetuating fake news, I’m going to be pretty upset. There is nothing I’ll be able to do about it.
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I don't find that funny at all.

 

[Philpug]

Yes... what makes you think I know German?