Bumpitty bump bump.
Come see wheels getting built! Come see bikes you want and bikes you didn't know you want to want! Come see suspects being fitted up! Come see fashion being made (and scoffed at)!
I mean, seriously, if you're in DC for the MCM it's just going to be cold crowded and drizzly - you'll want to be up at Ski Center's swap just to escape the road closure hassle. So why not ditch all that and go eat cheesesteaks?