Originally posted here, but I've changed it a bit.
Got off the gondola and descended down a flat traverse. Immediately the skis force themselves into a wedge. I thought maybe there's ice on the boots. Stop, clean them off. Skis just as bad. They don't want to turn, have a chaotic mind of their own. The snow is graupel coming down an inch and a half , over compressed wet snow with a glaze and endless random small bumps. So it's also sticky. I stop again and go over all base edges with a diamond stone.I've carried it for a week for this situation and never used it. Maybe it's a hanging burr.
No, the skis are just as bad. Basically unskiable, dangerous. Especially since I'm tired after 7 straight days plus travel. Often with grippy bases you can throw them forcefully feom edge to edge, minimizing any low angles at transition. That doesn't work here partly because of the snow too. Dangerous because I really don't know what the ski will do. Even a quick hockey stop could be a big problem.
It's raining at the bottom, but I go all the way down to the bottom, walk across the street and pay a different ahop to rent a pair of 168 Stockli Ax. At least they worked.
Probably the worst tuned ski I've ever demoed, and there've been some bad ones. Maybe it was a combo of convex, concave with some edge high spots. Don't know. This situation is difficult to get across in English, never mind in bad French. General tuning knowledge is even lower in France/Switzerland I've found.
It's also occurrd to me since maybe the bindings were off center or skewed to the center line. Because of the instant wedge behavior. In addition to the base issues.
That's quite the ski tune disaster story. Sometimes a really bad tune can be a good thing though. Take for instance my purchase of the 2017 Stockli SR95 skis. The reason I was able to get them dirt cheap was because the previous owner just couldn't get along with them. When I got them I found them to be horribly hooky with a total mind of their own. When I put them on the bench I found little to no base bevel at the tips and tails. Underfoot they were fine, but this shows just how important a consistent base bevel is for proper ski operation. Crappy inconsistent side edge angles aren't anywhere near as impactful as a poor base setup.