Back in my poverty days, I'd buy bacon ends. Mostly fat but I'd get enough for dinner. Lots of leftover grease. So I'd mix in some brown sugar, rum (couldn't afford vanilla), oats and freeze the mix. Disgusting cookies but I was hungry enough to really enjoy them. Not that good because I haven't made them since.
Raylube (repackaged used oil) went in the engines, not my tasty bacon grease. No wonder I'm not big on changing oil. There must have been enough bacon grease in the Raylube to keep the engines in good shape.
I wonder how bacon would work as diesel fuel.
Eric