I think that safety bars are useless for the following reasons: People don’t just simply fall out of the chair. I estimate that I have ridden a chair lift at least 20,000 times and not once have I come close to falling out as I am sure the case is the same with many others on this site. If you think about what physical movements it actually takes for a person to fall out of a chairlift, short of a surprise 60 mph wind out of nowhere while sitting on a seat caked with solid ice, you realize that somebody has to be doing some pretty stupid shit to make that happen. You can’t fall out the back or side. The chair is tilted backwards to a significant degree. What the heck is it that they are doing? Over passionately waving to a friend? Cleaning a ski tip or polishing a buckle? Stretching their lumbar region? Seeing what you can hit with your spit? Trying to switch skis or adjust boot cant? High on PCP or meth? Both? … and, of course, exactly what anyone would want to be doing on the edge of a cliff. I mean … one really has got to go out of their way to get forward enough to the edge of the seat in order to fall off. In the real world, that is what is referred to as “natural selection”. Now, the resorts know that one out of every, let’s say every 25 customers is going to be a complete insufferable moron and that the bars they put in are for those people. However, it is not for their safety but instead to cover liability because, a moron can figure out how to get past the lift bar whether it is up or down. Morons can be very intelligent about nullifying any safety precaution you might throw at them. Give a moron a stick of dynamite and they can figure out how to get it lit … just not what to do with it once it is lit. They can’t think that far ahead. They know how to open a can a beer and they know how to get a car started and then that is about it. So, if we think about this even further, the safety bar isn’t really keeping us safe and that it is not really falling out of the chair that we have to worry about at all. No. Instead we need to be concerned as to whether we are indeed, a moron. If you are not a moron, you will not fall out of the chair, bar or no bar. If you are a moron, up or down, the safety bar will not save you. Therefore, in conclusion, safety bars are useless. It also may suggest, if you will, that an impulsive eagerness to get the bar down may be the result of some type of subconscious self evaluation. Just sayin …