To the original topic -
TL;DR - I have confirmed that country clubs are not my thing, but nothing about the experience was bad except for my own expectations. Probably a lesson there somewhere ...
Destination weddings (even in the same country) are stupid expensive for the guests when you calculate in airfare, transportation, hotel, and restaurants. I spent over $1k to see my relatives hitched. Being in a country club didn't add to cost, though. I didn't have to buy any new clothes, and was able to wear some dresses that haven't seen the light of day in years. I did sometimes put on sneakers just to go on walks or whatever, but generally passed muster. I realized that regardless of what others might be wearing, the member who was hosting us wanted us to follow the dress code, which is totally fair. I abided as carefully as possible.
While I'm not accustomed to dressing in anything other than baggy jeans or the equivalent, it turns out that I've managed to acquire some comfortable non-jeans clothing over the years, including sandals. I didn't have any issues with feeling out of sorts or itchy/scratchy/tight/etc clothing. I did have to cinch down the drawstring on my linen pants and then roll over the waistband just to keep them up, but dresses are pretty forgiving, especially of sizing down.
I hear that the new women's gym is going to be fantastic. Still not sure why women need their own gym (and rather curious about whether they will have full free weight setup), but I guess that's just something I don't understand.
I was completely wrong about the demographics. I'm told that it's one of the few country clubs / golf courses (are there any country clubs without golf? honest question) where there is a significant - majority? - black membership. When I observed that everyone I saw was white, it was pointed out to me that that's because my white family brought in 150 guests.
I was feeling pretty great emotionally, so I stupidly did not anticipate a breakdown during the actual wedding and did not bring tissues. My face started leaking, and then my nose started leaking, and no, these were not happy tears. Fortunately, crying during weddings is par for the course, and my mom had a big wad of tissues for me. I just had to keep from sobbing. I thought about running out of the room - I really really wanted to - but didn't want to call attention to myself. The actual ceremony and attendant readings were short, and afterward I ran to the bathroom to compose myself and do a little sobbing. One of my relative's friends - a stranger till that weekend - sat with me. What a good person.
But then the reception was super fun, with lots of dancing on the admittedly very nice dance floor. The NY strip was cooked to within an inch of its life. Someone claimed that this was the correct way to treat this sort of steak. If that's true, it's an abomination. The one awkward moment, which actually didn't affect me emotionally, was when a younger relative asked where Eric was. Oh. So I told him that Eric had died, and after a few questions and my assurance that I'm fine, we moved on to other things. My 78 year old mom with two replacement hips that have been bothering her? She danced the entire time, at least 3.5 hours. Did not stop. Life of the party - the younger guests (I was seated at what I'd consider the kids' table, although the actual kids' table had Legos! I feel cheated!) all loved dancing with her. My dad danced a good bit, too. I got dragged onto the dance floor, where I had fun in spite of myself, as usual in these sorts of scenarios. I had planned to leave early and deal with packing because of an early morning start, but I really couldn't bring myself to leave when my parents were still rockin'! So, not much sleep that night. Thus ensued a whole series of misadventures - forgetting to turn in the rental car keys, security and check in issues, and a plane redirected to Nebraska due to storms - but I did get home in one piece on the same day I flew out of O'Hare, so I guess all's well.
I would never have chosen this sort of wedding for myself, and for that matter didn't allow my parents to pay for any part of the wedding - my parents were retired on a fixed income, while we were both up and coming young professionals - just didn't make sense to me. My parents did pay for the Lionshead hotel in Vail as our wedding gift, which was unexpected and very nice. Pretty sure I spent more on this wedding than we did for my entire wedding. But people have different priorities, and I'm going to go out on a limb when I say that the people who paid for this had ample resources to do so, and were driving the pageantry more than the actual couple getting married. I don't think anyone went into debt or significantly impacted their budget over this event.
On the subject of gyms - I went to a gym 3 miles away, where a day pass costs $10. I don't go to gyms often - ever? - on travel, so I don't know how disconcerting it usually is, but I spent a lot of time asking about X, Y, or Z at the front desk and being told they didn't have it. No bumper plates for deadlifts - I'm doing very light weights for rehab right now, so I was advised to put 45 lb metal plates under my own, which I also sized up. Those were the loudest deadlifts ever. No women's bar. Four kettle bells - two matched, two of different sizes. The decline sit up bench didn't go up to 45* or higher - I've since discovered that my gym may be a bit of an anomaly in having that setup via an attachment to a fully adjustable bench. Oh, also no full sized towels, and I could only get cold water in the shower. Overall, I have a newfound respect for the care the head of my gym puts into choosing his equipment, and texted him as much. My gym is very small, but well appointed. Then again, it could be that someone visiting my gym would find their usual equipment missing - couldn't say.