Baby Bear wants to go snowboarding

[Pat AKA mustski]

This would have terrified me because where is mama? This was at Northstar.

 

[Jilly]

Must have some spilled beer on the glove.....

 

[Bad Bob]

He qualifies as an id10t. He is endangering himself, others, and the bears with this move.

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

I think he fed this cub (beer or otherwise) because he begins with “commin’ Back, Smokey?”

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

I’ve smelled cub breath while camping in King’s Canyon, Ca. It’s no joke. The cubs come right up to you if they smell food. The problem is that mama is always nearby.

 

[James]

You can buy a bear cub?
My goodness, this is either an elaborate ruse or you can actually buy a bear cub. There's a warning that training a bear to be an attack bear or having a guard bear is illegal in most states.
They're in Rutland, VT

http://www.buybears.org/index.ph
http://www.buybears.org/terms.php

 

[Mike Thomas]

James, I got my last two cubs from them. They are wonderful. I had to return the first because it had some respiratory issues which exasberated it's snoring. Made it hard to cuddle. They were fine with the exchange.

 

[Mike Thomas]

I did lose a toe to the current bear, but it really wasn't his fault and who really needs 10 toes?

 

[James]

I did lose a toe to the current bear, but it really wasn't his fault and who really needs 10 toes?

You mean the "Bear Groomer" holding a cordless impact wrench was a tip off?


I was wondering, before plopping down the $3k, if I could get it listed as a comfort animal and take it on the plane. I'll have to get a kevlar collar and leash to go through security. Maybe I'll wear Kinko mittens while sleeping on the plane so it won't chew a finger off. And I'll order a vegetarian meal for it. Well, I guess they're fish eating Vegans, so maybe I'll request a "Vegan Fish Meal".

The address seems to be the Forest Service.

 

[T-Square]

I could see momma bear using that snowboard for a toothpick.