A wee help from ScotsSkier here, please

[Philpug]

Maybe @ScotsSkier can translate for us.

 

[ScotsSkier]

Its perfectly clear to me....

 

[David Chaus]

Yes, but d’yer ken the Welsh? Noooooo......

 

[surfsnowgirl]

Here's my favorite

 

[ScotsSkier]

Yes, but d’yer ken the Welsh? Noooooo......

Nope, the Welsh are so bad even the English can look down on them....

 

[James]

Understanding may go up with excessive alchohol consumption.

 

[LouD-Truckee]

 

[fatbob]

Dinnae ken the problem big man.

Can even sorta understand this

 

[Ogg]

Understanding may go up with excessive alchohol consumption.

My wife once called me while on a trip to Norway to visit family. She was quite intoxicated and was speaking with a pretty strong Scottish accent that she had picked up from her Scottish cousin. It cropped up for a couple of months after she returned home particularly after a few cocktails.

 

[T-Square]

Understanding may go up with excessive alchohol consumption.

The speaker or the listener?

 

[pchewn]

Here's the weather prediction:

 

[Philpug]

I am not sure why this hasn't been added yet. Note: NSFW language.

 

[crgildart]

Mrs Cleaver speaks Jive..

 

[David Chaus]

You have to see Trevor Noah’s Netflix special Afraid of the Dark, his explanation of Scottish accents is amazing, and funny.

 

[Lauren]

I think this is a good place to leave this...

 

[dbostedo]

You have to see Trevor Noah’s Netflix special Afraid of the Dark, his explanation of Scottish accents is amazing, and funny.

I think this is the whole special on YouTube:

 

[David Chaus]

Nope, different one. But still funny.

 

[HardDaysNight]

Here's the weather prediction:

Reminds me of a Scotch friend of mine who told me: In Scotland we have six months of terrible weather. And then the winter sets in.

 

[Rod MacDonald]

Reminds me of a Scotch friend of mine who told me: In Scotland we have six months of terrible weather. And then the winter sets in.

If you want them to continue being your friend you'll stop calling them "scotch". It's Scots or Scottish.
Scotch is whisky.

 

[ScotsSkier]

If you want them to continue being your friend you'll stop calling them "scotch". It's Scots or Scottish.
Scotch is whisky.

Correct Rod! And anything that is spelt whiskey is not real whisky!