Redacted joke of the day:
Middle aged dude at a big party in Michigan walks up to like aged dude and conversation ensues:
"Hey man, we're wearing the exact same Patagonia shirt!"
"No kidding, we sure are. Did you get yours on steepandcheap for 60% off?"
"No doubt! You too? That's crazy."
"So you enjoy the outdoors?"
"Yup, love to spend time outside."
"You enjoy relaxing or would you rather be active?"
"Oh, active fosho."
"Cool, me too, what do you like to do?"
"In the summer I ride my bike."
"Yeah, me too. Road or trail."
"Only trails, I hate cars passing me."
"You can say that again, I haven't had a road bike since I was a teen."
"Cross country or downhill?"
"Downhill is the bomb!"
"Bro, I'm right with you!"
"So how about the winter, you sit that out?"
"No way man, I'm all about the winter."
"Me too! You like to play on the ice or the snow?"
"Snow fosho."
"Cool, me too. So do you snowboard or ski?"
"I couldn't go with just one plank, love to ski."
"You said a mouthful homie, skiing is the best."
"So do you ski the east or travel west?"
"Love the west, man."
"Yeah, you really can't beat it, can you? Do you prefer Utah or Colorado?"
"Too many shenanigans in Utah, I always go to CO."
"Cool, Bro, that's my destination as well."
"So you head to Summit?"
"Naw, too crowded. My fave is xxxxxx xxxx"
"No way! That's where I ski too! Do you like groomers or bumps?"
"Bumps, no doubt."
"Cool, me too. Do you like to ski 'em on skinny skis or fat skis?"
"I have no problem rippin' 'em on big fatties."
"Preach it brotha, me too!"
"So do you like the xxxx side or the xxxx side?"
"Def some good runs on the xxxx side but I'm on the xxxx side most of the time."
"Yeah I hear ya, so you ride the front side of the xxxx?"
"Yup, at least ten bump runs every day."
"Wow, you're an iron man.... me too!"
"So out of all those bump runs, which one is your fave?"
"Well, I like 'em all but if I had to pick a fave I guess I'd say xxxxxxx."
"I love that run! I usually ski it twice per day."
"That's crazy dude, we're like two peas in a pod."
"Yeah, that is crazy, bro. So, when you ski xxxxxxx, do you usually hit up the left side or the right side?"
"I like the right side, I think it holds snow better."
"DIE YOU HERETIC, LEFT SIDE RULES!"
Adapted from a joke I heard Emo Phillips tell many moons ago.