You are saying that it
would happen....just that it
could...As 'day say' in certain darkened alleys...accidents happen.
@vanhoskier, do you want
@James to, as 'dey say' again, take care if it?
I have this whole scene playing out on my head...
VanhoSkier, played by Charlez Theron just off of her roll as the Atomic Blonde and looking to not be type chose the softer roll as 'Wendy". Wendy was coming off of Blue Mountain Pa after a one of the spectacular powder days that Blue in known for, is walking back to her car through the dark lower parking lot. At the end of section B, she sees a Land Rover with Conn. plates idling with just it's parking lights on...in the drivers seat, she can make out the glow of a cigarette of the driver, wearing dark Varnettes who looks like mysteriously like James (but played by Joe Pesci). The hair on the back of Wendy's head starts to stand up as she quickens her pace back to her Subaru. As she hastely starts walking faster and faster, she slips on an ice patch of frozen Pabst. As she goes flalling in the air she thinks that she should have taken the suggestion that she put a walking sole on her race boots..or at least use cat tracks. Skies and poles go flying, the only thing holding the skis together and protecting the bases is her "lucky" Pugski.com ski trap. The fall feels like it is taking minutes, but is happening in a split second. All the while the Land Rover starts excellerating down the lane. The lights come on and the Rover is screaming right towards Wendy and she puts out her Hestra gloved hand as if that would stop it. Thoughts run through Wendy's mind as she thinks this might be the end....Did I use the right wax tonight...I should have donated more to the site...Did I buckle my boots before I put them in my boot bag...all sane thoughts someone thinks before they are going to perish. In the last second the Land Rover swerves and redirects it's demonic attention to the silver Stöckli's just a few feet away from Wendy. As in any cheesy film, time slows down and Wendy can only slowly gasp a
Nooooooooo.... as the Hesta reaches for the skis. /fade to flashback scene where Wendy is happily opening the box from when the skis were shipped to her all to The Turtles, "So Hapy Together".
The Land Rover drives directly over the shiny Stockli's and speeds off, Wendy hears a voice yelling from the Rover "So Bob, see accidents do happen..." Wendy stands up and shakes her fist at the Rover and screams "I just applied DPS's Phantom Base Treatment to those ski, you bastard!!!!. /Fade out.
The next morning, Weny wakes up in her own bed wondering if it was all a dream or not. She logs on to Pugski.com and gets a PM from
@procos wanting to know if she is still interested in the Kastle. Wendy lets out a blood curdling scream. /The End.